CBS’ new late-night host, Stephen Colbert, took a moment out of his summer vacation/show-planning phase to gift us with a video spoofing Donald Trump’s announcement that he was running for president.
“This will be the finest, most luxurious diamond-encrusted campaign that will give hope to a weary nation until we reach that fine fall day when a new season of Celebrity Apprentice appears,” Colbert informs us, sporting a fabulous combover.
“Donald Trump’s campaign for president of the United States is not just great for America, it’s great for late-night television, because Donald’s presidential campaign has inspired me to announce that I will still be hosting The Late Show on CBS.”
While that seems like a good place to stop, Colbert chooses to continue in Trumpian manner: “Stop the music. My mouth has more to say.”
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert premieres Sept. 8 on CBS. That day can’t come soon enough.
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